Wednesday, February 18, 2009

You know you are a...

Some spam is clever, and witty and worth passing on. Some of it is just crap. The following is definitely the former.

Thanks Jessica for passing it on!

You Know You Are A Social Worker If...

1. You think $40,000 a year is 'really making it'.

2. You don't know what it's like to work with men.

3. You know all the latest lingo for drugs, where to get them, and how much they cost.

4. You've started a sentence with 'So what I hear you saying is...'

5. You've had 2 or more jobs at one time just to pay the bills.

6. You tell people what you do and they say 'that's so noble'

7. You have had to explain to people that not all social workers take away kids.

8. You use the words 'validate,' 'appropriate' and 'intervention' daily.

9. You spend more than half your day documenting and doing paperwork.

10. You think nothing of discussing child abuse over dinner.

11. People have said to you 'I don't know how you do what you do'.

12. You've never been on a business trip or had an expense account.

13. You know a lot of other social workers who have left the profession for another.

14. You're very familiar with the concept of entitlement.

15. Staying at a job for 2 years is 'a long time'.

16. Your phone number is unlisted for good reason.

17. Your professional newsletters always have articles about raising salaries...but you still haven't seen it.

18. You're very familiar with the term 'budget cut'.

19. You can't imagine working at a bank or crunching numbers all day.

20. You've had clients who liked you just a little too much.

21. Having lunch is a luxury many days.

22. You've been cursed at or threatened...and it doesn't bother you.

23. Your job orientation has included self defense.

24. You have the best stories at any cocktail party.

25. Your parents don't know half of the stuff that you've dealt with at your job.

26. You know all the excuses clients use for a failed a drug test by heart.


Sunday, February 1, 2009

The Perpetual Motion Kitty

The last two weeks of vacation have been an eventful two weeks, especially for a little kitty named Gabe. 

Gabe, the perpetual motion kitty who never sits still for long has been sack out for the past five (yes 5!) hours. The events leading up to this odd behavior was a little under two solid weeks playing with his three cousins. 

My Mom's house is not large but it is very long so not only did the kitties chase each other back and for the entire length of the house on the main floor they also had the same runway in the basement. 

So two weeks chasing and being chased and wrestling with three willing kitties and with very little time to rest as they were always watching their backs has added up to a sacked out kitty. 
Gabe sleeping between the back of the couch and the wall, I've poked him a few times just to make sure he is still breathing. Now if the blanket gives way... well that will be another post.  

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